Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in clit_master's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
8:27 am	IM BORED Hello im doing some stupid thing in my one class i dont know the name of........ well im bored and caty ur a !@#$% lol and jessica you have HUGE knockers.........lol jk ok ummmmm i dont know what else to put besides the fact that i refuse to use spell check so fuck you caty HAHA over and out Current Mood: cynical (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 13th, 2006
9:20 pm	FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello, i just wanted to say that all you mother fuckers are gonna pay, you are the one's who are the ball lickers. IM gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. .........................PEACE.......MAY THE FORCE BE FUCKING WITH YOU................LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ASS HOLES Current Mood: dirty (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
8:26 pm	O_o.....o_O Hello........i got a detention today from this crazy short omish teacher names miss miller.....yea i no crazy aint it. Well its not the first detention and it wont be the last ummm i got kicked out of Mrs. Mcmurtry's class today in under a minute into class.....yea she's a crazy old bitch and my other teacher Mr. dirty fucked up old stupid ass bald headed cock sucking small dick scott he stole my test and then was an ass so yea i hate that class but since Caty a.k.a _slutknot_ is in that class i dont feel so bad but yea anways that all i got to say see ya suckers "YOU DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A DVD IN THERE" Current Mood: touched (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
9:21 pm	MOVE GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL hey i am doin my 2nd post............yea im bored.............just do it......."shit happens"..."speak softly and carrie a big stick"...............HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!................yea im an idiot and im proud...........Jessica u should die..........caty suck my balls...........LICK MY STICK................THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS ME!!!!!!!!!!!.............yea im gonna go now....... "when the shit hits the fan....eat it all up" Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: shut up (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 15th, 2005
1:41 pm	SCUBADIVER *strains* Well here's my first entry im on my lab top taking a shit......yea scary i know i just dropped the biggest turd ever i mean it was FREAKIN big i think that if i measured it i would win the record for largest shit ever produced.................... "here i sit all broken Hearted" "came to shit but only Farted" 10-4 roger that...did i hear a niner in that? -This message will self-destruct in......10 seconds- Current Mood: constipated Current Music: DEATH METAL (2 Comments |Comment on this)